THAT’S THE WAY THE COOKIE CRUMBLES
SOFT, GOOEY centre, perfectly crisp perimeter, and freshly baked out of the oven. The intoxicating aroma calls out like a siren, daring you to take a bite, and you can no longer resist. You are fat boy, cookie addict extraordinaire, and your cookie jar has run out of cookies-which can only mean one thing: it’s time to perform a midnight raid on The Cookie Factory.
BACKGROUND
Fat Boy Raids The Cookie Factory is a game that I stumbled upon during my high school years. It was summer, so most people were probably outside getting their recommended daily dosage of vitamin D, eating
GAMEPLAY
The central aim of Fat Boy is to go through each level and collect cookies with one proviso: don’t get caught. In his epic cookie collectathon, Fat Boy must be careful to not get apprehended by security guards, who
Fat Boy’s journey begins on Level 1, alternatively known as The Cookie Factory, where guards are sparse and unhealthy collectibles are in abundance. In addition to the delicious array of cookies, Fat Boy can collect fizzy drink, which like the cookies can act as a weapon against the guards and contribute to your score. Pressing spacebar makes Fat Boy burp and expend one fizzy drink, but in doing so he literally knocks out all guards on screen, which is repulsive and awesome at the same time. Movement controls are very intuitive, adopting the commonly used system of left and right keys on the keyboard. One thing that might take getting used to is the ‘endless runner’ mechanic; if you press either left or right, Fat Boy keeps on running automatically until you press the opposite key. You can jump using the up key, and when it comes to knocking out the guards you have to smack them at an angle, which can be somewhat problematic if you’re a little off, but works well nearly all the time.
If you accidentally run into a guard, you will lose weight. While that might be perceived as a good thing in many magazines of the real world, in Fat Boy’s world, it is pretty disastrous. Running into a guard a second time will cost you a life, so in general, it’s in your best interest to keep fat by eating as many cookies as you can. The Cookie factory is a nice introductory slice of pie, with a fairly low enemy load, so it might lull you into a false sense of security. But if you thought this game was going to be easy throughout, you are sweetly mistaken, my fellow gamers. Level 2 brings in platforms, more guards, and in level 3, prepare to meet one of the freakiest enemies of them all.
DON’T SETTLE FOR CRUMBS
Perhaps you’re familiar with the expression, “Let sleeping dogs lie”. Well in this case, I advise you to take it literally, because if Fat Boy so much as touches these dogs they not only rouse from their
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Level 7 incorporates ‘mashers’, which should be instantly familiar to anyone who’s played the original Prince of Persia before. These mashers will instantly grind Fat Boy into pieces, so you must avoid them if you want to help him reach the cookie vault.
GRAHPICS & SOUND
Visually, Fat Boy’s aesthetics are simple yet pleasing to the eye. The black backgrounds don’t provide an incredible amount of detail, but they do manage to create the atmosphere of breaking into somewhere you’re not meant to. The darkness also allows the elements in the foreground such as boxes, cookies, guards and platforms, to be emphasised more, and is balanced out by their colour. The character of Fat Boy, the guards, and the dogs are all smoothly animated, and fit in this particular world quite well. It’s nice to see the attention to detail evidenced in Fat Boy’s weight gain after he eats cookies, and my absolute favourite part of the whole game was the closing scene. There isn’t an in-game soundtrack to comment on, but the sound effects are all well done (collecting cookies, knocking out guards, belching, and dogs barking).
DIFFICULTY
Fat Boy’s difficulty level is quite balanced overall, and has a smooth and steady increase as you advance through the Cookie Factory. The addition of new enemies, both animate and inanimate, add interest to the game and stop it from being repetitive or losing its charm. I mean, breaking into a factory to illegally acquire cookies has to present some level of challenge, right? Gameplay is always pretty fun, and the only couple of levels where things can become overwhelming are the final two. Being the final challenge and barrier between Fat Boy and the cookie vault, it is logical that level 8 is like a mosh pit full of guards, sleeping dogs, purple vats and mashers. It’s especially hard if you’ve lost a few lives, or used up approximately 90% of your fizzy drink cans (cough cough). In fact, one might say level 8 is deadlier than a tub of chocolate chip cookies is to a chocoholic. Accordingly, this is the level where I died. But many years ago, in that computer lab, I felt the awesomeness of beating this game, and granting Fat Boy his ultimate wish.
WHY YOU SHOULD PLAY IT:
- If you are a cookie lover, you will love this game
- If you like platformers, you will love this game
- If you felt a personal connection with Oliver Twist when he said “Please sir, I want some more”, you will also love this game
Play Fat Boy Raids The Cookie Factory here.
(Note: The game no longer works on Google Chrome or Mozilla Firefox, but you can play it with Internet Explorer)
THE PROS:
- Simple controls, easy to pick up
- Gradual increase of difficulty
- Hilarious weapons
- Perfect ending sequence
THE CONS:
- A bit short
- Can lose replay value after you’ve beaten it a few times
- Occasional crashes
- May give you cookie cravings
GAMEPLAY: ★★★☆☆
GRAPHICS: ★★★☆☆
REPLAYABILITY: ★★★☆☆
OVERALL: ★★★☆☆
60/100
A playthrough by YouTube user Comfort Eagle:
References
(1) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate_chip_cookie